Tuesday, May 24, 2011

'I just wanted to make her sweat. And throw up.'


I love Jillian Michaels.

But not in a weird way. 

Ok, I guess it's sort of weird.  I own at least three of her work out DVDs, one Biggest Loser DVD and subscribe to her daily emails.  Yep, I do. 

'Were you shredding earlier?' is a common daily Jody inquiry when he comes home to blood, sweat and tear stains all over the carpet. 
She's tough, man.  She's mean, and she's honest.  She called me a fool once.  She also told me that if I kept doing side crunches with her, I would look ridiculous.  And I believe her.  Jillian is my Frenemy.  Jillian is also a psycho.

Just ask Janelle Wilson, she's Frenemies with Jillian too.

2 comments:

Nate & Danielle said...

THIS is precisely the reason why I hate working out. You confirmed my reasons with this blog!

Janelle Wilson said...

Seriously. You know who they hired to replace her on the Biggest Loser? Anna Kournikova. Are you kidding me?!? If pretty little Anna told me to run a 5K I'd laugh and tell her to go fix her lip gloss. If Jillian told me to run a 5K, I'd pee my pants a little, throw up in my mouth and start sprinting. I just love her quotes so much. Good post, sister. Good post.